Funny Birthday Card for Men - Humorous Science Fact Joke for Dad, Husband, or Brother - 5x7 Inch Happy Birthday Card with Envelope - Witty Gag Gift for Him

Specifications

• Guaranteed Laughs: Deliver a dose of witty science humor with this hilarious card; the clever text "Scientific fact: people who have more birthdays live longer" is the perfect dad joke for husbands, fathers, and friends who appreciate dry wit and logical comedy.
• Premium Heavyweight Stock: Unlike flimsy alternatives, our cards are printed on thick, durable 400gsm cardstock that feels substantial in hand; the glossy finish on the outside pops, while the sturdy build ensures it stands up perfectly on display shelves.
• Smudge-Free Writing Experience: The interior features a smooth, uncoated matte surface that allows your pen to glide effortlessly; write your personalized heartfelt messages or funny quips without worrying about ink smearing, bleeding, or messy handprints.
• Complete Gifting Protection: Each 5x7 inch card arrives with a high-quality, perfectly fitted envelope, protected in a cellophane sleeve to prevent damage during shipping; ensures your birthday greeting arrives in pristine condition, ready for the big day.
• Versatile Geek Humor: An ideal choice for the smart guy in your life, whether he is a science nerd, a tech geek, an engineer, or a math teacher; perfect for milestone birthdays like 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, or even 70th celebrations where "getting older" is the theme.