5Aup I Used to Be a People Person... Coffee Mug Gifts - 11oz Office Cynic’s Ceramic Cup, Sarcastic Humor Ideal for Coworkers

Specifications

• 1. “Mood - Matching” Durability:Made with thick ceramic that shrugs off daily use – just like you shrug off annoying small talk. No chipping, no fading – the message stays as sharp as your post - meeting comebacks.
• 2. Office - Perfect Fit:11oz = exactly the size for American coffee machines and your “I need caffeine to deal with people” routine. Fits in cup holders, desks, and the tiny corner of your soul still willing to try (sometimes).
• 3. Microwave - Friendly Cynicism:Microwave - safe design. Reheat your coffee mid - rant about “how people ruined it” – no weird smells, no melted sarcasm.
• 4. Sarcasm in High Definition:Dark text pops on white ceramic, so the message hits hard (but not as hard as people ruined your people - person vibe). Impossible to miss – great for passive - aggressively educating coworkers.
• 5. No - Drama Delivery:Shipped in protective packaging (no “people - ruined” disasters here). Arrives intact, ready to hold your coffee and your grudges.